Once upon a time, we
were five years old. We played with
Barbies or cap guns or Legos. We climbed
trees, we wrestled, and we made messes.
We had best friends that came to our birthday parties and shared (or
didn't) their cooler toys with us. Time
played a funny trick, and we aren't five anymore. Adios Otterpops, Spirograph and Barney. See you later sleepovers and scraped knees
and seeing a zebra for the first time.
Now we're twenty-plus-ish and our social lives are more dilapidated than
that butter colored El Camino that your aunt's ex-boyfriend's brother drove
back in the 80s.
But seriously.
If I were a doctor,
I'd tell you that having good friends makes the difference between recovering
from surgery (or having it in the first place) in a couple weeks or a couple
months. If I were a psychologist, I'd tell
you that friends guard your sanity, or at least help you pick up the pieces
after a breakdown. If I were a trainer,
I'd tell you your heart would be healthier with friends around. If I were a pastor, I'd tell you that your
spiritual life would be more on track with close solid friendships.
I'm not any of those
things, so I'll just tell you that having good friends means not having to go
shopping by yourself, not sitting alone in a theater, not living off Lean
Cuisine, not sitting at home when you'd rather be doing something fun on the
weekends and not leaving the house naively wearing a disaster outfit. I qualified the word friend with the word
good for a reason. Good friends are not
your 1007th Facebook friend, the people you get drunk with, or the guy who
makes your skinny minny mocha every morning on the way to work. I know you're disappointed, but I'm not
budging. They don't count. Having 367 followers on Pinterest doesn't
mean you have 367 friends. Those 1259
friends you have on Facebook? Yeah, they
aren't all your friends.
It's a trick. For some reason, the online powers that be
want you to think you're socially stable if you have active accounts on Flickr,
Pinterest, Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, etc., etc. The activ-er the better. What's better than online community? I mean, you can connect with people across
the miles and you can portray a version of yourself that is taller, has whiter
teeth and is a glue gun ninja. That's so
cool, right? No. It's not.
It's a trick. It's making you
think you have all these stable social relationships. I hate to break it to you, but relationships
built solely on 1010101110011010101011110001 are not real. Yes, I know your cousin found her husband on
eHarmony, and you love reading Mark Driscoll's blog, and your sister just found
the cutest little vintage dress shop on Pinterest. Ok, ok, listen to my voice; those are not
friendships.
With this
Information Age, we've lost the value of real time relationships - the kind
that take years to build and laughter and tears to glue together. That's the dark side to all this social
networking business. You can know an
Alaskan fisherman that sells fair trade salmon at half price on Tuesdays, but
he's not going to water your house plants when you're visiting your Aunt
Mathilda in Cincinnati. You need friends.
So, what's a girl
(or dude) to do? It's not like you can
saunter up to the kid standing next to the swing set and ask if they want to be
friends. Now that we're twenty-plus-ish,
we have jobs (sometimes), and pets and significant others who want to hang out
with us. (I'm not against significant
others, but they should take up a significant amount of your time, not all of
it.) I'm going to break it down for you,
real simple like, so you can stop watching Friends
reruns while eating Lean Cuisine and start living.
1. Get off your
tush.
I know. It's hard.
The couch is comfortable, but it is also the death of your social
life. Run away while there's still time. Recognize that time spent alone on the couch
can be productive, but watching TV or eating ice cream out of the tub doesn't
count as productive. Commit to quit
sitting.
2. Find some
people.
This might seem
elementary, but it's going to take some work.
Whether it's at church, a running club, a rec volleyball league, a
pottery class, or a community garden - find some people you might have
something in common with. This is why #1
is so important. You have to be willing
to look for potential friend material.
This will likely require you being scared. Even I, one of the most extroverted people I
know, get a little sweaty palmed at the thought of braving completely new
social situations. If you can go in
pairs, do it. Otherwise, just put your
brave face on and start introducing yourself.
Note: don't go looking for friends in places where dirtbags hang
out. I know all people have value
because they're made in the image of God and He loves them dearly, but don't
make your best friends out of stupid people making stupid decisions.
3. Choose a few
candidates.
I'm all about being
Miss Social Butterfly, but I have about 5 girlfriends I can tell anything
to. Pick a few people you want to use
your social time on. It's going to take
work. You have to squeeze in time for
pedicures and coffee and baking dates (or man time, whatever that
involves). You have to make an effort to
let people into your life. If you have
friendships that have fallen by the wayside, maybe it's time to pick them back
up and do a little repair work.
4. Stick with it.
Friendships take
work and time. Don't be lazy when it
comes to something that could literally save your life. You wouldn't just walk around for days
without eating because you're too lazy to open the fridge. Don't do the same thing to your social life
because you think you don't have time or people wouldn't want to hang out with
you. That's crap, and you know it.
So go make some
friends. Go join a club. Get off that silly couch unless you're
sitting there hosting a dinner party with your nearest and dearest or having a
heart to heart with your actual/real time/non binary friend.
Much love,
Little Miss
Sunshine, who's in the process of making a few friendships herself.
Casie, you're smart. I'm snooping your blog to catch up on it a bit. :)
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